Welcome to Rent-A-Troll! Need help promoting your services or getting "eyes" to look at your new affiliate program? Tired of creating business threads that no one pays attention to because they are too busy glued to drama threads? Let Rent-A-Troll create an audience to showcase your business!.

What we offer? We take all the heat, and you get all the glory. Let our elite staff of veteran trolls turn some heads your way and get your program the attention it deserves. Gain massive exposure on top industry boards via our message board marketing team.

Our client list is strictly confidential, and privacy is our top concern.

What exactly is a "Troll?" A troll is a message board personality that intentionally antagonizes others or interupts threads which results in bringing attention upon that individual or their business. While some may do it strictly for pleasure, some do it for profit.

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Common personalities we can perform for you:

• Funny Troll - Entertain the board regulars and draw attention to your program. Let our experts put together a fun and witty personality to crack jokes and make funny threads while advertising your business in their signature.
  
  
• Shaving Accusation - Here is a very popular and simple way to drive immediate traffic to your affiliate program. Let our trolls come out and accuse you of shaving and pocketing our sales. We can make custom "screenshots" and landing pages for you to link to show this charachter has been cheating your program, spamming, and all kinds of other nefarious TOS-violations which can easily put out this fire.
  
  
• The Whiner - Senseless non-stop fucking whining and complaining like a sour little girl. Have us moan and weep at the most trivial things and irritate the hell out of everyone on the board. Despite this pest of a personality, it can be quite rewarding.
  
  
• Pissed Off Ex-business Partner - Let us stir up some major shit by claiming to be an ex-business partner gone wrong. This will give you the opportunity to show your integrity by not only defending yourself but proving you are an honest and trustworthy program owner. Also, gain sympathy affiliates for those who feel bad for you having to deal with such an ugly situation. (We lay it on pretty thick)
  
  
• Postal Designer - Let us go completely insane and come at you for no reason at all. We can go berserk over a tour design, we can claim to have innovated a technique or concept. The possibilities with this one are endless and very versatile.
  
  
• Upset Model - Talent gone wild. Here is a classic case of a model either demanding more money, or wants to break an exclusive contract, or simply wanting a larger percentage than she agreed upon for her solo site under your program. Let us show how well you actually do pay your talent when others bash her and laugh at her for being so demanding. (We can do this even if the model has zero to do with the actual site in question.)
  
  
• Left Or Right - We can be Bill O'Reilly, or we can be Michael Moore. Either way political trolls and political threads = views.
  
  
• Custom Troll - There is no personality we cannot create. Have specific needs? We provide free consulting to insure your troll is effective and anonymous.